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Post by NewMan™ on Feb 27, 2010 18:26:57 GMT -5
If..
lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted? musicians denoted? cowboys deranged? models deposed? and dry cleaners depressed?
Laundry workers could decrease, eventually becoming depressed and depleted! Even more, bed-makers will be debunked, baseball players will be debased, landscapers will be deflowered, bulldozer operators will be degraded, organ donors will be delivered, software engineers will be detested, under-ware companies can be debriefed, and even great musical composers will one day decompose..
On a more positive note.. perhaps we may find a politician that is devoted??
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Post by Dr Fogg on Mar 6, 2010 12:35:03 GMT -5
A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich. The barman looks at him and says, "Hang on! You're a duck." "I see your eyes are working," replies the duck. "And you can talk!" exclaims the barman. "I see your ears are working, too," says the duck. "Now if you don't mind, can I have my beer and my sandwich please?" "Certainly, sorry about that," says the barman as he pulls the duck's pint. "It's just we don't get many ducks in this pub.. What are you doing round this way?" "I'm working on the building site across the road," explains the duck. "I'm a plasterer." The flabbergasted barman cannot believe the duck and wants to learn more, but takes the hint when the duck pulls out a newspaper from his bag and proceeds to read it. So, the duck reads his paper, drinks his beer, eats his sandwich, bids the barman good day and leaves. The same thing happens for two weeks.. Then one day the circus comes to town. The ringmaster comes into the pub for a pint and the barman says to him "You're with the circus, aren't you? Well, I know this duck that could be just brilliant in your circus. He talks, drinks beer, eats sandwiches, reads the newspaper and everything!" "Sounds marvelous," says the ringmaster, handing over his business card. "Get him to give me a call." So the next day when the duck comes into the pub the barman says, "Hey Mr. Duck, I reckon I can line you up with a top job, paying really good money." "I'm always looking for the next job," says the duck. "Where is it?" "At the circus," says the barman. "The circus?" repeats the duck. "That's right," replies the barman. "The circus?" the duck asks again. "That place with the big tent?" "Yeah," the barman replies. "With all the animals who live in cages, and performers who live in caravans?" says the duck. "Of course," the barman replies. "And the tent has canvas sides and a big canvas roof with a hole in the middle?" persists the duck. "That's right!" says the barman. The duck shakes his head in amazement, and says .. . .. "What the f**k would they want with a plasterer??!" [/color][/spoiler] [/center]
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Post by Dr Fogg on Mar 6, 2010 12:56:47 GMT -5
The penguin is back!!!
Here's the ultimate stress reliever...
THE ANNUAL SMACK THE PENGUIN GAME IS BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND!
1.Click on the link below.
2. Click once on the snowman to activate the penguin
3. Click again on the snowman to hit the penguin as he descends from the cliff.
Click here: n.ethz.ch/student/mkos/pinguin.swf
THIS IS ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS THAT GROWN ADULTS WOULD SIT AROUND AND SMACK A PENGUIN, WHEN THERE ARE HUNDREDS OF THINGS THAT WE SAY WE HAVE TO DO......YET ONCE YOU START YOU CAN'T SEEM TO STOP!
AND IT'S JUST SO MUCH FUN!!
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Post by Jamie~poetshare.forumotion.com on Mar 8, 2010 9:59:18 GMT -5
A precious little girl walks into a petsmart shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"
As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy, bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"
She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice,
"I don't think my python weawwy gives a thit."
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