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Post by Jamie~poetshare.forumotion.com on Jul 18, 2009 14:05:49 GMT -5
Ever had a nonsense fortune in your fortune cookie? One where you've thought, "Well I could write better fortunes than this!" Now's your chance.
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Post by Max on Jul 18, 2009 15:24:04 GMT -5
"That wasn't chicken." Lucky numbers 13, 69, and 666.
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Post by stacy (FINALLY back!) on Jul 19, 2009 14:42:53 GMT -5
Tomorrow you will wake up to a brand new day of adventure.
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~Count Infernus~
Experienced Member
NMI on TPS~The Lord of Darkness[Mo0:42]
Posts: 311
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Post by ~Count Infernus~ on Jul 19, 2009 17:10:14 GMT -5
this one is gonna be hilarious.. I could totally see this one
When you wake up dead, you really aren't awake
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Post by Jamie~poetshare.forumotion.com on Jul 20, 2009 6:54:32 GMT -5
Don't look behind you. (Now that's a fortune that would make me do the exact opposite)
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Post by Dr Fogg on Jul 20, 2009 7:02:30 GMT -5
You have no future
Lucky Numbers: You must be joking.
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Post by NewMan™ on Jul 20, 2009 7:11:11 GMT -5
you just paid too much for your dinner
lucky numbers are: 0,00,000,0000,00000, and 000000
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Post by Jamie~poetshare.forumotion.com on Jul 20, 2009 8:17:28 GMT -5
Redeem this fortune for one bottle of Ipecac.
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Post by NewMan™ on Jul 20, 2009 9:49:04 GMT -5
that was a kitten you heard crying in the kitchen
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Post by Jamie~poetshare.forumotion.com on Jul 20, 2009 11:46:48 GMT -5
Screw PETA!
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Saffron
Experienced Member
Daughter of Ecanus
Posts: 365
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Post by Saffron on Jul 20, 2009 15:47:01 GMT -5
This cookie is no more than three months old
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Post by stacy (FINALLY back!) on Jul 21, 2009 9:45:50 GMT -5
Spread some love around, share yourself.
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Post by Dr Fogg on Jul 24, 2009 4:58:41 GMT -5
You will have an involuntary bowell movement in 30 minutes:
(The chef is your x wifes brother)
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Post by stacy (FINALLY back!) on Jul 24, 2009 12:25:18 GMT -5
A reflection tells a lot about your soul. Have you looked in the mirror lately?
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Post by ladyoftheword on Jul 24, 2009 21:52:06 GMT -5
Fortune Cookie reads: Im in a warehouse in god knows where writing fortunes for these cookies against my will....send help
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