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Post by NewMan™ on Jul 24, 2009 21:57:35 GMT -5
please don't eat me.. I'm ALIVE
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Post by ladyoftheword on Jul 25, 2009 21:36:20 GMT -5
^ LMAO....That is a good one!!!!!
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Post by stacy (FINALLY back!) on Jul 26, 2009 15:02:29 GMT -5
If you seek words of wisdom from within this cookie, then you truly are a lost soul.
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Post by Jamie~poetshare.forumotion.com on Aug 5, 2009 12:56:35 GMT -5
These cookies sponsored by the American Dental Association.
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Post by ladyoftheword on Aug 6, 2009 14:29:59 GMT -5
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Post by Harklight on Aug 6, 2009 19:57:52 GMT -5
*lol, dream on, Christine. "Tomorrow, fortune will shine on you" ... but I opened the cookie a week ago!
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Post by Harklight on Aug 8, 2009 19:34:57 GMT -5
Last night's cookie:
"The cookie maker is not a fortune-teller"
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Post by stacy (FINALLY back!) on Aug 9, 2009 17:47:24 GMT -5
You're long, lost dog has now been found. Check the buffet inside.
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Post by Jamie~poetshare.forumotion.com on Aug 11, 2009 19:23:24 GMT -5
Never throw away a perfectly good napkin.
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Post by Harklight on Aug 12, 2009 19:08:39 GMT -5
Always read your fortune cookie "before" eating here.
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Post by stacy (FINALLY back!) on Aug 13, 2009 16:14:32 GMT -5
Lol harklight, that's a good one.
"Best job in the world: Writing fortunes for these cookies. You get rich off other's ignorance."
"If you fart in church you will no doubt set in your own pew." (I didn't come up with this one...I heard it somewhere, and since I can't remember the creator, I will simply leave it as "anonymous")
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Post by Harklight on Aug 13, 2009 16:35:02 GMT -5
Yech, that 2nd one's put me off dinner, Stacy.
"What do you expect for 89c ... a "real" fortune?
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Post by Harklight on Nov 18, 2009 18:36:09 GMT -5
From yesterday's lunch ... interestingly, non-traditional ~ but appropriate.
My newly "out" lesbian friend had: "I want my house turned into the Playboy mansion"
Mine: "I want to Skywrite my phone number ... just to see who calls"
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astroannie
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Post by astroannie on Nov 25, 2009 1:15:02 GMT -5
Adult 2XL / 2EG / 2TG - 100% Cotton - Made in China
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Post by Jamie~poetshare.forumotion.com on Nov 25, 2009 8:36:41 GMT -5
lmao @ annie
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