Post by Jamie~poetshare.forumotion.com on Apr 15, 2009 13:31:44 GMT -5
A woman is going into labor when the doctors tell her about this new type of medical technology.
"It's a wonder," they say. The Labor Pain Distributor, or LPD, distributes the pain of labor equally between husband and wife. The couple is most excited about this, so decide to go ahead with the process.
The doctors distribute 50% of the pain to each of them, and the wife is doing fine, as is the husband, neither breaking a sweat.
"Gimme it all," says the husband, so the doctors attribute 100% of the pain to him and he says he can handle it fine, no big deal. The wife is quite relieved and the delivery goes off without a hitch.
Until they get home the next day, baby in tow, to find the UPS man dead on the doorstep.
"It's a wonder," they say. The Labor Pain Distributor, or LPD, distributes the pain of labor equally between husband and wife. The couple is most excited about this, so decide to go ahead with the process.
The doctors distribute 50% of the pain to each of them, and the wife is doing fine, as is the husband, neither breaking a sweat.
"Gimme it all," says the husband, so the doctors attribute 100% of the pain to him and he says he can handle it fine, no big deal. The wife is quite relieved and the delivery goes off without a hitch.
Until they get home the next day, baby in tow, to find the UPS man dead on the doorstep.
Loved this. I really needed a good laugh today. 
