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Post by ladyoftheword on Aug 29, 2009 5:49:00 GMT -5
Okay...I rub my hands together and smile my ingenious smile...I have a great idea. I came up with this idea...thinking about Benjamin Franklin (whom I adore immensely) Coin your own pharse!.... A quote by you. Make it good. It can be about anything....funny, sad...whatever. Now...I thought that this would interfer with Stacy's idea...but I read that hers was inspirational messages....I believe. This thread is purely to quote yourself. Come on....just try it....we all are very wordy people for goodness sake!
I will go first......
"I never had a pickle that I didn't like"-Christine(Ladyoftheword)
see....like that...that was just being silly...but you get my meaning, Yes?
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Post by Max on Aug 29, 2009 18:49:41 GMT -5
You will appreciate this one, Christine.
"In 2012, the world won't end. That's a bunch of garbage. I want mankind to mutate, I want to be like an X-man!"
-Me
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Post by ladyoftheword on Aug 29, 2009 20:21:54 GMT -5
Yes! That is a good one Max.
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Post by Harklight on Aug 30, 2009 22:13:16 GMT -5
"Be selfishly generous. Give away a smile and it will most likely return to you." by me.
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Post by Dr Fogg on Aug 31, 2009 6:17:05 GMT -5
"It was'nt me"
"The cheques in the post"
"No way am I licking THAT"
"Who's that" This one irritates my wife immensley, when the phone or door bell rings.
"A rolling stone didn't build Rome over spilt milk"
" No Occifer I am not drunk and besides I can't be plosecuted for druken driving because I have not got a driving license"
"Here's that £50 I owe you" To a friend whilst walking down the road and realising we are about to be mugged.
"I think I have had a little accident!" (A misjudged fart)
"Is it in?" (How to destroy your husbands ego)
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Post by stacy (FINALLY back!) on Aug 31, 2009 18:35:01 GMT -5
"If you ever ask a woman if she's expecting, then you deserve the response that you get!"
I've made that mistake before, and others have asked me the same thing. It was horrible, especially when I had to say "I'm sorry, I'm not pregnant. My baby is now 14".
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Sarah
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Post by Sarah on Aug 31, 2009 20:47:41 GMT -5
If something seems to good to be true he's probably married :-p
I spent the night with my 2 boyfriends...Ben and Jerry (a brand of ice cream for those that don't know)
Only true friends will know that you're crying through the computer
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Post by Saffron on Aug 31, 2009 23:58:13 GMT -5
To love greatly is to risk great pain by Penny (Lady B)
Great thread Christine. Thanks.
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Post by apocalypticjay on Sept 1, 2009 8:15:48 GMT -5
Open the right doors in your mind and you'll find a healthy place to play ~ ApocalypticJay
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Post by Dr Fogg on Sept 1, 2009 12:02:36 GMT -5
Open the wrong door in your mind and you will find a gutter.
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Post by apocalypticjay on Sept 1, 2009 15:49:41 GMT -5
Ain't that the truth Doc!
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Post by Max on Sept 2, 2009 18:46:53 GMT -5
"Do you have a condom?" Me: "Shit, no. We could use an empty bag of doritos, though."" "... Are you serious?" Me: "Yea... what's the matter, ya don't like it hot and salty?"Circa May 2008  |
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Post by Jamie~poetshare.forumotion.com on Sept 2, 2009 18:56:06 GMT -5
That's just nasty. --Wanda Sykes, all the time.  |
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Sarah
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Post by Sarah on Sept 3, 2009 15:47:50 GMT -5
*disclaimer* I'm really not this ditzy often but i was uh....compromised at the time lol. Ah thank you spring break '07 lol.
must say a bit slurred lol..."I swear if this guy doesn't ease up i'm gonna kick him in the crotchal region"
~"Crotchal Sarah?"
~"Yes crotchal...his effing crotchals."
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Post by Jamie~poetshare.forumotion.com on Sept 3, 2009 17:24:16 GMT -5
*disclaimer* I'm really not this ditzy often but i was uh....compromised at the time lol. Ah thank you spring break '07 lol. must say a bit slurred lol..."I swear if this guy doesn't ease up i'm gonna kick him in the crotchal region" ~"Crotchal Sarah?" ~"Yes crotchal...his effing crotchals."   lmfao too funny |
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