Post by NewMan™ on Oct 4, 2012 8:16:35 GMT -5
Dr. Daniels Amazing Election Perfection Confection
Hello folks, need I not make mention
An election is going on, do you remember the convention?
When one party pointed out the other parties flaws
And the entire arena stood up in applause
Well, it seems to Dr. Daniels that such speeches just attack
And you wind up with two cases of the kettle calling the pot black
So we can all cross our fingers and wait for the electoral colleges selection
Or we can use Dr. Daniels Amazing Election Perfection Confection
You know how you like some things about candidate "A"
Like their stand on heath-care, which seems okay
As long as your not sick, or your illness will be ignored
When the doctor finds out a co-payment you can not afford
Yet you don't like candidate A's views on immigration
Or the fact they don't even have the least inclination
What it is like to survive on just your paycheck
With so many bills and debts up to your neck
Then there is the other candidate, the one history has shown
Brings profits only to the businesses that he owns
While his competition winds up closing it's doors
And competing for the job that used to be yours
Yet this candidate has ideas that might be worth a shot
Should we elect him? Or should we not?
If only we could take both candidates and mix them into one
By creating a third candidate, and then let that guy run
Guess what, my friends, Dr. Daniels has made it happen
He was hard at work while the rest of us were napp'en
You just go to his internet site and you click on his name
Then when your at the ballot box, you do the same
You may have to write it on the line where it says "other"
And while you are there, don't forget to tell another
That if they don't like the way these two are going, there is a third direction
They can find it at Dr. Daniels Amazing Election Perfection Confection
© 2012
