Post by Dr Fogg on Feb 10, 2010 7:03:37 GMT -5
Yes I've had another of those E-Mails, here it is together with my considered reply.
In a message dated 09/02/2010 17:13:30 GMT Standard Time, l1959r@gmail.com writes:
Hello,
My name is Mrs.Elisabeth Rogers; I am a dying woman who has decided to donate what I have to you/church. My husband was a contractor in Africa, with Texaco oversea for over 10yrs. He died in 2006.
I am 59 years old and I was diagnosed for cancer for about 2 years ago, immediately after the death of my husband, who has left me everything he worked for and because the doctors told me I will not live longer than some weeks because of my health,I decided to WILL/donate the sum of $2,400,000 (Two million four hundred thousand dollars) to you for the good work of humanity, and also to help the motherless and less privilege and also for the assistance of the widows. I wish you all the best and may the good Lord bless you abundantly, and please use the funds well and always extend the good work to others.
Contact my lawyer (Barrister Tony Emeka) with this email (barremekat251@yahoo.com.hk) and tell him that I have WILLED($2,400,000.00) to you and I have also notified him. I know I don’t know you but I have been directed to do this. Thanks and God bless.
NB: I will appreciate your utmost confidentiality in this matter until the task is accomplished as I don't want anything that will jeopardize my last wish.
From Mrs.Elisabeth Rogers.
From Dr Fogg
The Laxatives are us. company.
Pushinard
England.
Dear Mrs Elisabeth Rogers.
What a bummer, all that money and yet you're just about to pop your sox!! But fear not, I know quite a few single mums and I shall distribute it over a period (say £100 a time) for many years to come. I know this is a bit cheeky but if you could manage to die before March I would greatly appreciate it.
I have one particular single mum I would like to help (Miss Whiplash) She is an angel but must be on very hard times as every time I visit her she seems very scantily dressed.
As I spend (donate) your money I will reflect on the pain and agony you must have gone through before the final twitch. Mrs Rogers, I will place the money in their hands and say you've had a good Rogering, so that your name will live on.
Kindest regards Dr Fogg.
In a message dated 09/02/2010 17:13:30 GMT Standard Time, l1959r@gmail.com writes:
Hello,
My name is Mrs.Elisabeth Rogers; I am a dying woman who has decided to donate what I have to you/church. My husband was a contractor in Africa, with Texaco oversea for over 10yrs. He died in 2006.
I am 59 years old and I was diagnosed for cancer for about 2 years ago, immediately after the death of my husband, who has left me everything he worked for and because the doctors told me I will not live longer than some weeks because of my health,I decided to WILL/donate the sum of $2,400,000 (Two million four hundred thousand dollars) to you for the good work of humanity, and also to help the motherless and less privilege and also for the assistance of the widows. I wish you all the best and may the good Lord bless you abundantly, and please use the funds well and always extend the good work to others.
Contact my lawyer (Barrister Tony Emeka) with this email (barremekat251@yahoo.com.hk) and tell him that I have WILLED($2,400,000.00) to you and I have also notified him. I know I don’t know you but I have been directed to do this. Thanks and God bless.
NB: I will appreciate your utmost confidentiality in this matter until the task is accomplished as I don't want anything that will jeopardize my last wish.
From Mrs.Elisabeth Rogers.
From Dr Fogg
The Laxatives are us. company.
Pushinard
England.
Dear Mrs Elisabeth Rogers.
What a bummer, all that money and yet you're just about to pop your sox!! But fear not, I know quite a few single mums and I shall distribute it over a period (say £100 a time) for many years to come. I know this is a bit cheeky but if you could manage to die before March I would greatly appreciate it.
I have one particular single mum I would like to help (Miss Whiplash) She is an angel but must be on very hard times as every time I visit her she seems very scantily dressed.
As I spend (donate) your money I will reflect on the pain and agony you must have gone through before the final twitch. Mrs Rogers, I will place the money in their hands and say you've had a good Rogering, so that your name will live on.
Kindest regards Dr Fogg.
